Funny joke

During marriage ceremony why is the man made to sit on the horse or in the car?




Ans:God gives a last chance for the man to escape..

Funny joke

During marriage ceremony why is the man made to sit on the horse or in the car?




Ans:God gives a last chance for the man to escape..

We will soon become rich

Ram: We will soon become rich

Sam: How !!?

Ram: 2morrow my Math Teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees !!

We will soon become rich

Ram: We will soon become rich

Sam: How !!?

Ram: 2morrow my Math Teacher will teach me how to convert paise into rupees !!

Love is 99%emotional........

Love is
99% unstoppable,
99% unimaginable,
99%emotional,
99%desire,
99%destiny,
99%joy….
But 4nd like u 1% more than love

Love is 99%emotional........

Love is
99% unstoppable,
99% unimaginable,
99%emotional,
99%desire,
99%destiny,
99%joy….
But 4nd like u 1% more than love

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IPL4 Schedule

IPL 2011 Schedule

Apr 8 8PM . Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders Chennai
Apr 9 4PM . Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals Hyderabad
Apr 9 8PM . Kochi v Royal Challengers Bangalore Kochi
Apr 10 4PM . Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians Delhi
Apr 10 8PM . Pune Warriors vs Kings XI Punjab Navi Mumbai
Apr 11 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers Kolkata
Apr 12 4PM . Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils Jaipur
Apr 12 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Mumbai Indians Bangalore
Apr 13 4PM . Pune Warriors vs Kochi Navi Mumbai
Apr 13 8PM . Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings Mohali
Apr 14 8PM . Deccan Chargers vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Hyderabad
Apr 15 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Kochi Mumbai
Apr 15 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kolkata Knight Riders Delhi
Apr 16 4PM . Chennai Super Kings v Royal Challengers Bangalore Chennai
Apr 16 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Kings XI Punjab Hyderabad
Apr 17 4PM . Rajasthan v Kolkata Knight Riders Jaipur
Apr 17 8PM . Pune Warriors v Delhi Daredevils Navi Mumbai
Apr 18 8PM . Kochi v Chennai Super Kings Kochi
Apr 19 4PM . Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers Delhi
Apr 19 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Rajasthan Royals Bangalore
Apr 20 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Pune Warriors Mumbai
Apr 20 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Kochi Kolkata
Apr 21 8PM . Kings XI Punjab v Rajasthan Royals Mohali
Apr 22 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Chennai Super Kings Mumbai
Apr 23 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Royal Challengers Bangalore Kolkata
Apr 23 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kings XI Punjab Delhi
Apr 24 4PM . Deccan Chargers v Mumbai Indians Hyderabad
Apr 24 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Kochi Jaipur
Apr 25 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Pune Warriors Chennai
Apr 26 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore Delhi
Apr 27 4PM . Pune Warriors v Chennai Super Kings Navi Mumbai
Apr 27 8PM . Kochi v Deccan Chargers Kochi
Apr 28 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Kings XI Punjab Kolkata
Apr 28 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Mumbai Indians Jaipur
Apr 29 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Pune Bangalore
Apr 30 4PM . Kochi v Delhi Daredevils Kochi
Apr 30 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab Mumbai
May 1 4PM . Rajasthan Royals v Pune Warriors Jaipur
May 1 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Deccan Chargers Chennai
May 2 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kochi Delhi
May 3 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Kolkata Knight Riders Hyderabad
May 4 4PM . Chennai Super Kings v Rajasthan Royals Chennai
May 4 8PM . Pune Warriors v Mumbai Indians Navi Mumbai
May 5 4PM . Kochi v Kolkata Knight Riders Kochi
May 5 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Delhi Daredevils Hyderabad
May 6 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kings XI Punjab Bangalore
May 7 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Chennai Super Kings Kolkata
May 7 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils Mumbai
May 8 4PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kochi Bangalore
May 8 8PM . Kings XI Punjab v Pune Warriors Mohali
May 9 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Chennai Super Kings Jaipur
May 10 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Mumbai Indians Mohali
May 10 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Pune Warriors Hyderabad
May 11 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Royal Challengers Bangalore Jaipur
May 12 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Delhi Daredevils Chennai
May 13 8PM . Kochi v Kings XI Punjab Indore
May 14 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Deccan Chargers Mumbai
May 14 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kolkata Knight Riders Bangalore
May 15 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Delhi Daredevils Dharamsala
May 15 8PM . Kochi v Rajasthan Royals Indore
May 16 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Mumbai Indians Kolkata
May 17 8PM . Pune Warriors v Deccan Chargers Pune
May 18 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Royal Challengers Bangalore Dharamsala
May 18 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Kochi Chennai
May 19 8PM . Pune Warriors v Kolkata Knight Riders Pune
May 20 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals Mumbai
May 21 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Deccan Chargers Dharamsala
May 21 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Pune Warriors Delhi
May 22 4PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Chennai Super Kings Bangalore
May 22 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Rajasthan Royals Kolkata
May 24 8PM . Qualifier 1 Mumbai
May 25 8PM . Eliminator Mumbai
May 27 8PM . Qualifier 2 Chennai
May 28 8PM . Final Chennai

IPL4 Schedule

IPL 2011 Schedule

Apr 8 8PM . Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders Chennai
Apr 9 4PM . Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals Hyderabad
Apr 9 8PM . Kochi v Royal Challengers Bangalore Kochi
Apr 10 4PM . Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians Delhi
Apr 10 8PM . Pune Warriors vs Kings XI Punjab Navi Mumbai
Apr 11 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers Kolkata
Apr 12 4PM . Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils Jaipur
Apr 12 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore vs Mumbai Indians Bangalore
Apr 13 4PM . Pune Warriors vs Kochi Navi Mumbai
Apr 13 8PM . Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings Mohali
Apr 14 8PM . Deccan Chargers vs Royal Challengers Bangalore Hyderabad
Apr 15 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Kochi Mumbai
Apr 15 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kolkata Knight Riders Delhi
Apr 16 4PM . Chennai Super Kings v Royal Challengers Bangalore Chennai
Apr 16 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Kings XI Punjab Hyderabad
Apr 17 4PM . Rajasthan v Kolkata Knight Riders Jaipur
Apr 17 8PM . Pune Warriors v Delhi Daredevils Navi Mumbai
Apr 18 8PM . Kochi v Chennai Super Kings Kochi
Apr 19 4PM . Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers Delhi
Apr 19 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Rajasthan Royals Bangalore
Apr 20 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Pune Warriors Mumbai
Apr 20 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Kochi Kolkata
Apr 21 8PM . Kings XI Punjab v Rajasthan Royals Mohali
Apr 22 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Chennai Super Kings Mumbai
Apr 23 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Royal Challengers Bangalore Kolkata
Apr 23 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kings XI Punjab Delhi
Apr 24 4PM . Deccan Chargers v Mumbai Indians Hyderabad
Apr 24 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Kochi Jaipur
Apr 25 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Pune Warriors Chennai
Apr 26 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Royal Challengers Bangalore Delhi
Apr 27 4PM . Pune Warriors v Chennai Super Kings Navi Mumbai
Apr 27 8PM . Kochi v Deccan Chargers Kochi
Apr 28 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Kings XI Punjab Kolkata
Apr 28 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Mumbai Indians Jaipur
Apr 29 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Pune Bangalore
Apr 30 4PM . Kochi v Delhi Daredevils Kochi
Apr 30 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Kings XI Punjab Mumbai
May 1 4PM . Rajasthan Royals v Pune Warriors Jaipur
May 1 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Deccan Chargers Chennai
May 2 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Kochi Delhi
May 3 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Kolkata Knight Riders Hyderabad
May 4 4PM . Chennai Super Kings v Rajasthan Royals Chennai
May 4 8PM . Pune Warriors v Mumbai Indians Navi Mumbai
May 5 4PM . Kochi v Kolkata Knight Riders Kochi
May 5 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Delhi Daredevils Hyderabad
May 6 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kings XI Punjab Bangalore
May 7 4PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Chennai Super Kings Kolkata
May 7 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Delhi Daredevils Mumbai
May 8 4PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kochi Bangalore
May 8 8PM . Kings XI Punjab v Pune Warriors Mohali
May 9 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Chennai Super Kings Jaipur
May 10 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Mumbai Indians Mohali
May 10 8PM . Deccan Chargers v Pune Warriors Hyderabad
May 11 8PM . Rajasthan Royals v Royal Challengers Bangalore Jaipur
May 12 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Delhi Daredevils Chennai
May 13 8PM . Kochi v Kings XI Punjab Indore
May 14 4PM . Mumbai Indians v Deccan Chargers Mumbai
May 14 8PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Kolkata Knight Riders Bangalore
May 15 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Delhi Daredevils Dharamsala
May 15 8PM . Kochi v Rajasthan Royals Indore
May 16 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Mumbai Indians Kolkata
May 17 8PM . Pune Warriors v Deccan Chargers Pune
May 18 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Royal Challengers Bangalore Dharamsala
May 18 8PM . Chennai Super Kings v Kochi Chennai
May 19 8PM . Pune Warriors v Kolkata Knight Riders Pune
May 20 8PM . Mumbai Indians v Rajasthan Royals Mumbai
May 21 4PM . Kings XI Punjab v Deccan Chargers Dharamsala
May 21 8PM . Delhi Daredevils v Pune Warriors Delhi
May 22 4PM . Royal Challengers Bangalore v Chennai Super Kings Bangalore
May 22 8PM . Kolkata Knight Riders v Rajasthan Royals Kolkata
May 24 8PM . Qualifier 1 Mumbai
May 25 8PM . Eliminator Mumbai
May 27 8PM . Qualifier 2 Chennai
May 28 8PM . Final Chennai

24th match Kolkata Knight Riders v Royal Challengers Bangalore , Played at Eden Gardens, Kolkata

KKR:171 /5 (20.0 Ovs)

RCB:175 /1 (18.1 Ovs)

Royal Challengers Bangalore won by 9 wickets (with 11 balls remaining)

Match notes:

• Kolkata Knight Riders innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 50 runs, 1 wicket)
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 50 runs in 5.6 overs (36 balls), Extras 8
• 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 45 balls (JH Kallis 20, G Gambhir 27, Ex 3)
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 100 runs in 12.5 overs (78 balls), Extras 10
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 150 runs in 17.5 overs (108 balls), Extras 12
• Innings Break: Kolkata Knight Riders - 171/5 in 20.0 overs (MK Tiwary 0)

• Royal Challengers Bangalore innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 57 runs, 0 wicket)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 50 runs in 5.3 overs (33 balls), Extras 1
• 1st Wicket: 50 runs in 33 balls (TM Dilshan 30, CH Gayle 21, Ex 1)
• CH Gayle: 50 off 29 balls (5 x 4, 4 x 6)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 100 runs in 10.2 overs (62 balls), Extras 1
• 1st Wicket: 100 runs in 62 balls (TM Dilshan 36, CH Gayle 67, Ex 1)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 150 runs in 14.5 overs (89 balls), Extras 4
• CH Gayle: 100 off 55 balls (10 x 4, 7 x 6)
• 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 36 balls (CH Gayle 18, V Kohli 30, Ex 4)

24th match Kolkata Knight Riders v Royal Challengers Bangalore , Played at Eden Gardens, Kolkata

KKR:171 /5 (20.0 Ovs)

RCB:175 /1 (18.1 Ovs)

Royal Challengers Bangalore won by 9 wickets (with 11 balls remaining)

Match notes:

• Kolkata Knight Riders innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 50 runs, 1 wicket)
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 50 runs in 5.6 overs (36 balls), Extras 8
• 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 45 balls (JH Kallis 20, G Gambhir 27, Ex 3)
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 100 runs in 12.5 overs (78 balls), Extras 10
• Kolkata Knight Riders: 150 runs in 17.5 overs (108 balls), Extras 12
• Innings Break: Kolkata Knight Riders - 171/5 in 20.0 overs (MK Tiwary 0)

• Royal Challengers Bangalore innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 57 runs, 0 wicket)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 50 runs in 5.3 overs (33 balls), Extras 1
• 1st Wicket: 50 runs in 33 balls (TM Dilshan 30, CH Gayle 21, Ex 1)
• CH Gayle: 50 off 29 balls (5 x 4, 4 x 6)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 100 runs in 10.2 overs (62 balls), Extras 1
• 1st Wicket: 100 runs in 62 balls (TM Dilshan 36, CH Gayle 67, Ex 1)
• Royal Challengers Bangalore: 150 runs in 14.5 overs (89 balls), Extras 4
• CH Gayle: 100 off 55 balls (10 x 4, 7 x 6)
• 2nd Wicket: 50 runs in 36 balls (CH Gayle 18, V Kohli 30, Ex 4)

Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings, 25th match, Mumbai

Chennai Super Kings won the toss, and elected to field

MUM: 164/4 (20.0 Ovs)
CHN: 156/9 (20.0 Ovs)

Mumbai Indians won by 8 runs

• Mumbai Indians innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 40 runs, 2 wickets)
• Mumbai Indians: 50 runs in 7.2 overs (44 balls), Extras 6
• 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 34 balls (AT Rayudu 17, RG Sharma 31, Ex 3)
• Mumbai Indians: 100 runs in 14.1 overs (85 balls), Extras 11
• RG Sharma: 50 off 31 balls (6 x 4, 2 x 6)
• 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 29 balls (RG Sharma 30, A Symonds 18, Ex 2)
• Mumbai Indians: 150 runs in 18.2 overs (110 balls), Extras 11
• Innings Break: Mumbai Indians - 164/4 in 20.0 overs (A Symonds 31, KA Pollard 0)

• Chennai Super Kings innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 44 runs, 2 wickets)
• Chennai Super Kings: 50 runs in 6.5 overs (41 balls), Extras 4
• 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 35 balls (MEK Hussey 16, S Badrinath 35, Ex 0)
• Chennai Super Kings: 100 runs in 11.4 overs (70 balls), Extras 4
• S Badrinath: 50 off 37 balls (6 x 4, 1 x 6)
• Chennai Super Kings: 150 runs in 19.4 overs (119 balls), Extras 10

Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings, 25th match, Mumbai

Chennai Super Kings won the toss, and elected to field

MUM: 164/4 (20.0 Ovs)
CHN: 156/9 (20.0 Ovs)

Mumbai Indians won by 8 runs

• Mumbai Indians innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 40 runs, 2 wickets)
• Mumbai Indians: 50 runs in 7.2 overs (44 balls), Extras 6
• 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 34 balls (AT Rayudu 17, RG Sharma 31, Ex 3)
• Mumbai Indians: 100 runs in 14.1 overs (85 balls), Extras 11
• RG Sharma: 50 off 31 balls (6 x 4, 2 x 6)
• 4th Wicket: 50 runs in 29 balls (RG Sharma 30, A Symonds 18, Ex 2)
• Mumbai Indians: 150 runs in 18.2 overs (110 balls), Extras 11
• Innings Break: Mumbai Indians - 164/4 in 20.0 overs (A Symonds 31, KA Pollard 0)

• Chennai Super Kings innings
• Powerplay 1: Overs 0.1 - 6.0 (Mandatory - 44 runs, 2 wickets)
• Chennai Super Kings: 50 runs in 6.5 overs (41 balls), Extras 4
• 3rd Wicket: 50 runs in 35 balls (MEK Hussey 16, S Badrinath 35, Ex 0)
• Chennai Super Kings: 100 runs in 11.4 overs (70 balls), Extras 4
• S Badrinath: 50 off 37 balls (6 x 4, 1 x 6)
• Chennai Super Kings: 150 runs in 19.4 overs (119 balls), Extras 10

Chris Gayle proved himself as a right choice

CHRIS GAYLE, former captain of team West Indies, has proved himself once again by making one of the fastest centuries in IPL. He scored 102 runs without fear. Gayle formed powerful partnerships with Tillakarante Dilshan and Virat Kohli.

 

Bangalore had to chase a competitive total 172 but Chris made it so easy for the struggling Royal Challengers Banglore and Royal Challengers, in the end, won by 9 wickets without any trouble.

 

Vijay Mallya, owner of the team must be feeling proud of taking Chris Gayle back in the team and Gayle proved himself as the right choice. It did not matter to the hard hitting batsman who was balling in the innings. He just kept himslef busy by hitting sixers. Gayle’s charm overshadowed every single player on the ground.

 

Chris Gayle preferred and gave more importance to IPL 4 rather than playing for the national team. He may get into some trouble after taking this decision. But according to sources, Gayle was unhappy with the behavior of the West Indies Cricket Board, as after getting injured during the recently held World Cup, he was left on his own to bear the expenses for his medical treatment. So, this time he chose money rather than national pride. Perhaps, things can be looked at both ways as far as Gayle is concered.

 

The Bangalore team should feel lucky to have a player like Chris Gayle and hopefully with one more in form batsman in the team, they will shine more!

Chris Gayle proved himself as a right choice

CHRIS GAYLE, former captain of team West Indies, has proved himself once again by making one of the fastest centuries in IPL. He scored 102 runs without fear. Gayle formed powerful partnerships with Tillakarante Dilshan and Virat Kohli.

 

Bangalore had to chase a competitive total 172 but Chris made it so easy for the struggling Royal Challengers Banglore and Royal Challengers, in the end, won by 9 wickets without any trouble.

 

Vijay Mallya, owner of the team must be feeling proud of taking Chris Gayle back in the team and Gayle proved himself as the right choice. It did not matter to the hard hitting batsman who was balling in the innings. He just kept himslef busy by hitting sixers. Gayle’s charm overshadowed every single player on the ground.

 

Chris Gayle preferred and gave more importance to IPL 4 rather than playing for the national team. He may get into some trouble after taking this decision. But according to sources, Gayle was unhappy with the behavior of the West Indies Cricket Board, as after getting injured during the recently held World Cup, he was left on his own to bear the expenses for his medical treatment. So, this time he chose money rather than national pride. Perhaps, things can be looked at both ways as far as Gayle is concered.

 

The Bangalore team should feel lucky to have a player like Chris Gayle and hopefully with one more in form batsman in the team, they will shine more!

A.P. 2nd year Inter Results 2011 will be declared by April 25th/26th 2011

A.P.Board Of Intermediate Education
BIEAP IInd Year General & Vocational Examinations March 2011
A.P. 2nd year Inter Results 2011 will be declared by April 25th/26th 2011.

A.P. 2nd year Inter Results 2011 will be declared by April 25th/26th 2011

A.P.Board Of Intermediate Education
BIEAP IInd Year General & Vocational Examinations March 2011
A.P. 2nd year Inter Results 2011 will be declared by April 25th/26th 2011.